Breaking Kayfabe Episode 66 – Skateboard Stomach Johnny Ace
That’s right, Fabers, it is now time for an episode of BREAKING KAYFABE, the most erotic and sensual show on the entire internet. This week, we talk about the WWE Network AGAIN, the new Shawn Michaels book, the potential of THREE MAIN EVENTS at WrestleMania, and we ask for your money so we can bang Chyna. Come on. Don’t be cheap. Of course, we also fully cover the Slammy Awards, Johnny Ace’s distinct lack of personality, and give you our predictions for the upcoming TLC Pay-Per-View event. Sounds good, doesn’t it? No? Well fuck off.
You can listen to this week’s episode here.
Visual references after the jump.
Breaking Kayfabe Episode 65 – Freaky Friday with Genitals
Oh hello Fabers! It’s a new episode! You can dig that, right? No? Well fuck off. This week, we talk about the WWE Network. Again. Also, the returning Lillian Garcia, the not-very-great SmackDown Christmas special, the Attitude-Era-esque opening promo of Raw, Cena being dumb, and of course, listener questions all over the place. Most exciting, though? WE ANNOUNCE OUR CHRISTMAS EPISODE AND IT’S GOING TO BE REALLY GOOD. Nice!
You can listen to this week’s episode here.
Vince-sual references after the jump.
Breaking Kayfabe Episode 63 – “How to Kill Tapeworms with Mike Shaw”
HELLO EVERYONE HOW ARE YOU DOING I am incredibly sick and I apologize in advance for my extra-nasally voice on this week’s episode. Mike Shaw is finally back, and he brings all the big giggles, including directions on how to properly murder a tapeworm. Sweet! We also talk about wrestling. Suspensions, injuries, exits, returns, there’s a lot going on with wrestlers these days. I think. I have no fucking clue. We also talk about Survivor Series and how it was one of the best ever, and pretty much breeze through most of SmackDown and, shockingly, Raw! Whatevs, man, s my d.
You can download the new episode HERE.
Visual references after the jump.
Breaking Kayfabe Episode 61 – JTG – I Would
Oh hi, kids! It’s another episode of Breaking Kayfabe! This week, Katie Roberts joins us, as she was live and in person for this past week’s Monday Night Raw in the Liverpool’s Echo Arena. We have a nice long chat about Randal Keith Orton (naturally), Katie’s disgust over our fair broski Zackary Ryder, and we bring up an old LiveJournal entry from Michael’s teenage years. Oh boy. All this and a whole lot more on this week’s episode of BREAKING KAYFABE! LISTEN OR PERISH
You can listen to this week’s episode here.
Visual references after the jump.
Episode 60 – Ghost Wank
Fabers, it is a brand new episode! So fucking listen to it! This week, we talk about Evan Bourne’s suspension, WrestleMania venues, the GOD DAMN MUPPETS, SmackDown being actually good, and we slob a lot of Ziggler knob this week. That boy’s a saint. And Last Man Standing gets a new rival in retarded Facebook pages, as Mike Shaw reads us the beauties from Two and a Half Men’s Facebook page! Snap! LISTEN FOR FUCK’S SAKE
You can catch the new episode here!
Visual references after the jump…
Breaking Kayfabe Episode 58 – Lasagna Blowjob Propositions
Hello kids! It’s time for a fancy new episode of Breaking Kayfabe! This week, we talk all about Dave Lagana moving on to TNA after bashing the company publicly for a long time, WWE video games, Scott Hall’s rehab stint, clitori, the upcoming WWE Network, and of course, things related to wrestling. Plus, we give our predictions for the upcoming Vengeance Pay-Per-View! DIG IT, KIDS, DIG IT
Check out this week’s episode here.
Hit the jump to check out a couple of references from this week’s show!
Breaking Kayfabe Episode 56 – JT “Six Star” G
An erotic new episode of Breaking Kayfabe has arrived to the internet!
This week, we discuss all kinds of stuff. Mike Shaw is back! And stuff! We go over merchandise, how handsome CM Punk is, how lame the Sin Cara thing is, the good and bad of the Hell in a Cell Pay-Per-View, and of course, the infamous roster walk-out on this week’s Raw. We also talk about the greatest wrestlers of all time, discussing the likes of Shadwell Gaspard, the Great Khali, and naturally, Jay Tea Gee. LISTEN OR I WILL END YOU.
You can check out the new episode here!
Hit the jump for Mike Shaw’s reference images!
Episode 54 – Cult of Kermit and Piggy
FABERS HELLO! I guess we’re dong show posts on here again, I don’t fucking know what’s going on.
Check it. Breaking Kayfabe. Episode 54. It’s a good one. Mike Shaw is on the show now. For the long haul, we hope. Solid guy. This week, we talk about the Muppets, Hugh Jackman, the Muppets, Mark Henry’s freak dick, Survivor Series, Stone Cold, THE FUCKING MUPPETS, and Booker T being absolutely fucking mental. I’d fuck him.
You can download the new episode right here.
And for a visual on Mike Shaw’s signs that he points out, well, check them out after the jump.
Return to normalcy
In the Seinfeld episode “The Ticket,” George and Jerry meet with NBC executives and the following exchange unfolds:
George: The story is the foundation of all entertainment. You must have a good story otherwise it’s just masturbation.
Executive: And people really have to care about the characters.
George: Care? Forget about care. Love. They have to love the characters. Otherwise, why would they keep tuning in?
Jerry: Wouldn’t tune in.
George: Would they tune in?
Jerry: No tune.
Wrestlemania 19 changed the face of 21st century pro-wrestling. Wrestlemania 19 made John Cena who he is, despite the fact that he wasn’t even on the card. Wrestlemania 19 ushered in the PG Era by signaling the importance of emphasizing storytelling over dangerous, risky wrestling that popularized the WWE in the late 1990’s and early 2000’s. Read on to find out just what made WrestleMania the turning point for sports entertainment as we know it.
Thank You, you, and YOU
When Michael first approached me about starting this podcast, I was elated. Not since middle school have I been afforded the opportunity to have an in-depth and intense wrestling discussion with friends. As I got older, the people I knew who thought critically about wrestling dwindled. Hell, the number of people I knew who even watched wrestling was all but obsolete!
